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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

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  • IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

    Oh, Jake the Snake....Jesus fucking christ....

    According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."

    We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.

    During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of "fake blows" he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts' opponent -- clearly frustrated with the situation -- whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, "I've wrestled drug addicts ... you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you."

    After the verbal assault, Jake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed his penis to the crowd.

    Backstage, the madness continued. People close to the situation tell us Snake broke his hand punching a wall, then ran into the street crying. An ambulance and police were called to the scene, but Roberts, who refused medical treatment, was not arrested
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    is not amused by Jake's antics...
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Wow...just wow..
      "How the fuck does your brain go Kevin Spacey~K-Pax?" - Rob

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      • #4
        So you could say Jake showed his snake to the audience.

        This guy was beyond fucked up in BEYOND THE MAT.

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        • #5
          Sad.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gravedigger View Post

            This guy was beyond fucked up in BEYOND THE MAT.
            Yep. So sad to watch.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Hard to believe he's not dead or in jail by now.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #8
                Very sad...never really liked Jake the Snake. It would piss me off every time he fought butch the barber beefcake and would bust out the snakes and scare him. Fuck Jake, the Hulkster would never pull this shit.
                Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                  Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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