I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
That earwig/whateverthefuck looks like a big version of these weird bugs that are all around my house. They get in but they die immediately because of all the evil poisons our bug guy uses. They creep me out anyway but now I'm definitely going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot, Joe.
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