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I've seen some shit in my life, but I'm pretty confident this will NEVER be topped.
I went to Outback in Inver Grove Heights with Pipes last night. I'm sitting there enjoying a Killian's Irish Red when in walks the following:
From the neck up was strange enough, dude had a bob haircut much like this:
and a big bushy mustache. Okay, not TOO weird.
From the neck down, OH. EM. FUCKING. GEE. Dude was wearing some weird dress thing, with no real front on it. Underneath that he was wearing a pink tube top, and the dude had fucking TITS. Not "Haha, look that guy stuffed a bra"...no, these were honest to god tits, cleavage and all. Holy shit. Thank god Pipes was quick on the draw when I started emphatically muttering "omg, omg, look at the door, look at the door." Everyone's jaw in the bar hit the floor. No one could really comprehend what they were seeing. I can hear people in other booths asking their servers if "they saw the fucking thing that just walked in". The group of 4 40-50 somethings that had the unfortunate situation of being across from the bar from this guys' tits hanging out eventually had to come sit in the booth behind us.
I think it was the mustache that made it so fucking weird, tits and a stash does NOT compute. Pipes fully expected an 18-wheeler to be parked out side, but thankfully the guy left before I finished my steak, so we weren't able to confirm that.
All in all, one of the biggest "WTF?!?!" moments of my life.
I went to Outback in Inver Grove Heights with Pipes last night. I'm sitting there enjoying a Killian's Irish Red when in walks the following:
From the neck up was strange enough, dude had a bob haircut much like this:
and a big bushy mustache. Okay, not TOO weird.From the neck down, OH. EM. FUCKING. GEE. Dude was wearing some weird dress thing, with no real front on it. Underneath that he was wearing a pink tube top, and the dude had fucking TITS. Not "Haha, look that guy stuffed a bra"...no, these were honest to god tits, cleavage and all. Holy shit. Thank god Pipes was quick on the draw when I started emphatically muttering "omg, omg, look at the door, look at the door." Everyone's jaw in the bar hit the floor. No one could really comprehend what they were seeing. I can hear people in other booths asking their servers if "they saw the fucking thing that just walked in". The group of 4 40-50 somethings that had the unfortunate situation of being across from the bar from this guys' tits hanging out eventually had to come sit in the booth behind us.
I think it was the mustache that made it so fucking weird, tits and a stash does NOT compute. Pipes fully expected an 18-wheeler to be parked out side, but thankfully the guy left before I finished my steak, so we weren't able to confirm that.
All in all, one of the biggest "WTF?!?!" moments of my life.
OMG... that woulda scared my appetite away !!!111!!
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