So many dead people....

[Captain Russ]

That whole sequence?

Exactly how Joel Schumacher gets up in the morning for work.

[Matt]

I'll have to take your word for it since you fuckers continuously load youtube shit that's BLOCKED FOR ME AT WORK.

[B_Metal]

It's batman and robin getting dressed complete with nipple and buttcrack close ups. From the movie.

[Ed Hocken]

There was an awkwardness in the theater that day, let me tell you.

[Matt]

There was an awkwardness in the theater that day, let me tell you.

was everyone staring at your erection?

[Ed Hocken]

I was 13 at the time. And even if I knew it at the time, I wouldn't be getting it up for that.

[Abraham Smashington]

I stared at my boner with quizzical look upon my face. And then I realized it was not a boner, but was a Butterfinger. So I ate it and walked out. One of the only movies I've ever walked out of.

[Ed Hocken]

Which scene did you walk out on?

Christ, I even remember seeing Forever in the theater. We had Carl's Jr. afterwards.

[Abraham Smashington]

As soon as the ice skates popped out of their feet.

[Abraham Smashington]

And I still enjoy Batman Forever. It's no Returns, but it's serviceable. And Kilmer was a good Batman IMO.

[Ed Hocken]

As soon as the ice skates popped out of their feet.

You missed out....on a massive pile of shit.

And I still enjoy Batman Forever. It's no Returns, but it's serviceable. And Kilmer was a good Batman IMO.

Kilmer was a pretty good Batman. Still don't know who the fuck keeps a CLUB on a helicopter.

Or allowed Batman in full costume into a courtroom.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh I've then seen the movie, it's fucking horribly awesome. I just wanted my money back.

[Matt]

HATED 'Batman Forever' in the movie theater. Indeed, my brother and I came thiiiiiis close to walking out of it, especially when Robin did the 'holy rusted metal' line. I didn't see 'Batman and Robin' until it came out on VHS. We were stunned that a movie could be worse than BF, but yeah. Amazing.

[Howard]

I was 13 at the time. And even if I knew it at the time, I wouldn't be getting it up for that.

* scratches head* I most certainly knew what a boner was for at the age of 13.

[Ed Hocken]

Pretty sure I was getting boners at 13. I didn't keep a boner log, however.