So many dead people....

[Ed Hocken]

He knocked her up somehow. How else did the kid aka Little female Kevin Smith just appear?

[Captain Russ]

I was alluding to my favorite episode of the Smodcast, "Sidechair," where he waxes hypothetical about becoming Hutt-like.

Also: he must be the most active fat man in the world of fuckin'. Even when he just lies there, the dude knows how to close.

[Ed Hocken]

Becoming? He's already there!

And as fatter as Smith gets, Moser seems to get more fit. Hmm.......

What's I'm saying is, Moser is bangable.

[Captain Russ]

Give him a little credit, at least he isn't a crimelord...yet.

Also, snowball away Ed.

[nerdious dorkus]

Ed, just go for Smith. You know he'd be the first one down on your cock before Mosier.

[Captain Russ]

Especially in a hostage situation.

[nerdious dorkus]

And we KNOW Smith will nom nom while he nom noms.

Also: Hero? is the best fucking thing to come from SModcast. As is the retread on 95?

[Ed Hocken]

I will not go for Smith even though they guy will drop to his knees faster than a ham off the Empire State building.

[V]

I will not go for Smith even though they guy will drop to his knees faster than a ham off the Empire State building.

True... but he may share your love for 'Ragtime'.

Not a bad thing, no?

[B_Metal]

Ed secretly beats off to fatty bear porn. That's why he just can't let the Kevin Smith shit die. Here we are in a thread about a guy named boner feeling the cold stiffness of death and what does Ed want to talk about? Kevin Smith.

[Ed Hocken]

Like he would watch Ragtime...pfff

Wait a second...fatty bear? That is redundant, sir.

[Captain Russ]

And we KNOW Smith will nom nom while he nom noms.

Also: Hero? is the best fucking thing to come from SModcast. As is the retread on 95?

OH FUCKING HELL. It hurt to breathe listening to that story I was laughing so hard.

Gonna listen to those eps again.

[B_Metal]

So you're saying there is no such thing as a skinny bear? What are hairy skinny dudes called?

[Captain Russ]

Ed secretly beats off to fatty bear porn. That's why he just can't let the Kevin Smith shit die. Here we are in a thread about a guy named boner feeling the cold stiffness of death and what does Ed want to talk about? Kevin Smith.

Come off it, it's Ed's coping mechanism.

[Ed Hocken]

There's an answer to what a skinny bear is, I had heard the phrase "Otter". But just ask Howard.