So many dead people....

[Timothy225]

Whoa! Just found out porn star extraordinaire Jamie Gillis died last week! From a melanoma, no less, as opposed to some horrible STD.

[Nathan]

Oh wow. That guy always creeped me out.

[Captain Russ]

So Boner AND some dude who was paid to get boners are dead?

Watch out ya'll.

There's a dick killer out there.

[Ed Hocken]

Someone better let Peter North and Seymour Butts know about this.

[Timothy225]

Shit, you're right! Come (HA!) to think of it, has anyone seen Ron Jeremy lately?

[Ed Hocken]

Good question, the man will probably die falling asleep at the wheel as evidenced in his documentary.

Interesting fact, Jeremy was on a flight with my folks way back when. My dad recognized him because he was a projectionist in the 70s in NYC, which meant he worked a few porn theaters. My mother who didn't know who he was, was going to let the guy share a cab. My father did not want that.

[Captain Russ]

He's alright. Stuck at the In-N-Out.

In the door.

He's fat.

[Ed Hocken]

Yes, we are aware of his fatness. I had no idea the dude was thin at one point. Until I saw his documentary. Even more unbelievable was that he claimed that he never got an STD from his work.

[gravedigger]

It has rocked me to my foundation to find out that Chekov is Boner's dad.

[Ed Hocken]

Dick Cheney was hospitalized with chest pains. Come on, death!

[gravedigger]

I'm wishing on every star and looking for every 4-leaf clover I can find, including the ones printed on my boxers.

[Lisa]

That fucker's too mean to die. 30 years from now, he'll be emptying out his catheter bag on Joe Biden's grave.

[Martin]

C'mon Dick.

GO FORTH AND DIE

[Captain Russ]

Dick Cheney was hospitalized with chest pains. Come on, death!

Hahahahahahah...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST DIE ALREADY.

Cracker ass cracker

[Ed Hocken]

It should be settled the old navy way: First one to die, loses!