So many dead people....

[Ed Hocken]

Meanwhile, Andy Dick continues to live.

[FilmNerdJamie]

And the countdown continues for LiLo...

Apparently the class-act douchebags at Family Guy already cracked jokes about her being dead at their panel.

[B_Metal]

Meanwhile, Ke$ha continues to live.

Corrected for maximum effectiveness.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, that too.

[gravedigger]

She was only 27?!?! Man, drugs are a real bitch.

[Captain Russ]

Don't blame the drugs.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, it wasn't the drugs, it was her inability to stop using them.

[gravedigger]

Well, yeah. I'm saying that she used so much that she aged exponentially faster than a non-addict.

[B_Metal]

One question, is it really a "sudden" death if we've all been expecting it since 2006?

[Captain Russ]

Well, yeah. I'm saying that she used so much that she aged exponentially faster than a non-addict.

Yet Scott Weiland still looks like a baby.

[Captain Russ]

Either way, this is getting us nowhere.

Let's get back to making fun of Spider-Chump and his stupid face.

[B_Metal]

*Viet silently rages at Rers*

[Captain Russ]

I am renewed.

I will not rest until everyone in Manhattan realizes that skateboard-riding, giraffe-necked, spider-felcher is a menace.

I AM J JONAH JAMESON (ON THE ROCKS).

[Martin]

Who didn't have that Winehouse trash in his death pool?

[Captain Russ]

Everyone is in my deathpool.