Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Nathan]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/04/....ap/index.html

[Nathan]

Ari, is that sleep lab out there hiring?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/con...forbesweb.html

[Ari]

Shit dude, you better get your ass out to Simi. Make the Simi sleep lab hire you, damnit!

[Abraham Smashington]

Fry that fat raping piece of shit. Then cover him in chocolate. Instant fair food.

[Nathan]

Only takes one bullet to the brainstem. No more weight problem.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

That's what I say, plus it would save a lot of money...my thoughts. Put 'em in general population, give the word that he raped to little kids, and let nature take it's course. Either that or slip another inmate a shiv and call it an accident.

[Nathan]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/con...lotterweb.html

My town. Heh.

[Abraham Smashington]

The officer discovered the subject took a
six-pack of Jack Daniels coolers into the bathroom and "tied one on." He was arrested for disorderly conduct/public intoxication and transported to jail.

Okay, maybe I'm dense as hell but what does "tied one on" mean? Get stupid drunk?

Also, JD coolers? Fuck those nasty ass things.

I need to move to Ohio and fuck some shit up.

[Nathan]

To tie one on involves consumption of alcholic beverages until a state of intoxication has be reached.

Yes, they are not too good.

You don't want to come to Ohio. Except in the fall. Then it is awesome....for a few weeks.

[Nathan]

Who wants Burger King?

http://link.brightcove.com/services/...ctid1726708550

[Abraham Smashington]

I do. But what am I supposed to be looking at?

[Nathan]

The video on the right hand side.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Who the hell is that guy?

[Nathan]

One of Xenia's finest I guess.

[Nathan]

That retard made it to www.cnn.com.