Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. Oh PETA.

[Anderson]

I love animals, but PETA is the worst group of people outside of the DNC.

[Nathan]

That job in Georgia looks better all the time.

[Anderson]

That job in Georgia looks better all the time.

Get down there and derp it up.

[Abraham Smashington]

I love animals, but PETA is the worst group of people outside of the DNC.

For sure. Animals are awesome. PETA needs to die in a fire.

I've stopped being friends with people over PETA and their weird fucking brainwashing bullshit.

[PHEDG]

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[Captain Russ]

Glad that criminal scum is in the pokey.

THINK OF WHAT WE CAN DO WITH 60 DAYS OF CLEAN STREETS

[Abraham Smashington]

[V]

Perhaps this might help?

“Eighty-two percent of Ohio natives leave the state by the time they turn twenty-five. Nearly half of the remaining eighteen percent only remain for one of three reasons: they are incarcerated, they are on parole and forbidden from leaving the state, or they are stupid. There are those that eventually return to the state, however, and they, too, fall into the latter category.”

[Nathan]

Wow.

[V]

Wow.

Don't feel bad...

[Timothy225]

Nathan, as a denizen of a state long the butt of many a joke, I feel for you and Ingrid, dude. I do. Really. Honest. I would not jive you, homes. Troof.

[Ed Hocken]

Perhaps this might help?

“Eighty-two percent of Ohio natives leave the state by the time they turn twenty-five. Nearly half of the remaining eighteen percent only remain for one of three reasons: they are incarcerated, they are on parole and forbidden from leaving the state, or they are stupid. There are those that eventually return to the state, however, and they, too, fall into the latter category.”

Jesus, the Rand corporation is being a real smart ass these days.

[Nathan]

BUT ITS PRETTY IN THE FALL DAMNIT!!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

So is Rhode Island, but do you see people moving to Providence?