Announcement

**Nathan** · 07-20-2011, 11:42 AM

Heat emergency declared. Heat index over 100 for the rest of the week.

**Matt** · 07-20-2011, 11:48 AM

Ha, we've had a heat index over 100 since Saturday, I think. It's gonna hit 100 BEFORE any kind of heat index today.

Yep, I'm a TOPPER.

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-24-2011, 01:24 PM

hahahahahahhaahhaha

**Lisa** · 08-24-2011, 01:58 PM

Admit it, Rerb, if that were an $800 fleshlight, you'd have done the same thing!

**Abraham Smashington** · 08-24-2011, 02:23 PM

If it's an 800 dollar fleshlight it better be connected to the hot tattooed chick from the Hotness thread.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-04-2011, 12:26 PM

**Lisa** · 09-05-2011, 06:41 AM

Nathan has a lot to answer for!

**Nathan** · 09-05-2011, 08:04 AM

I'm crashing your wedding and feeding you scotch and xanax.

V · 09-05-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Nathan View Post

scotch and xanax.

I highly recommend them...

It gets you fucked up enough to do the 'Jame Gumb Tuck' in front of complete strangers.

Don't ask how I know this.

**Nathan** · 09-05-2011, 10:46 AM

Rob will do it front of his in-laws and I will have my vengence.

**Abraham Smashington** · 09-20-2011, 08:28 AM

Truth.

Also, WAT?

V · 09-20-2011, 09:07 AM

Someone's eggs were runny, I guess.

**Timothy225** · 09-20-2011, 10:04 AM

Or there was a suspicious run on the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity®. I understand it's a favorite amongst jihadists.

V · 09-20-2011, 10:06 AM

No blueberry syrup?

A fucking jihad on you!

**Timothy225** · 09-20-2011, 10:11 AM

Well done, V! And appropos of your avatar, too!

Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!