Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Abraham Smashington]

What the shit Ohio?

[Lisa]

It's like, it starts off bad, and then gets worse as the article goes on.

[V]

Well... they kept it in the family, at least.

[Nathan]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Lisa]

Like the guilt isn't going to eat at that poor girl enough, he has to go and do that to her.

I mean, look - Princess Stephanie caused the car crash that killed Grace Kelly, and you didn't hear about Prince Rainier forcing her for a booty call!

[Lisa]

Fucking WHAT???

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...stadium_b.html

RAGE!

[Abraham Smashington]

People from Ohio have nothing to root for in their lives but football apparently.

[BillyG]

I don't go to football games anymore. I took my mom years ago to a Cowboys/Texans game and wore a Cowboys jersey. Leaving I almost got into several fights, one being a group of four drunk 40+ year old slobs making a point to disparage my mom in every way possible. If I had carried my knife with me I think I would have cut them.

[Captain Russ]

People from Ohio have nothing to root for in their lives but football apparently.

And family members ending up in the paper.

[Ed Hocken]

By way of Akron
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[Lisa]

Okay, that headline is just teasing me now. Why do we have to have blocked video at work?

[V]

Nathan? What's it like to live in Ohio?

Is it terribly difficult to live with people that retarded?

I imagine it takes them so long to open an Klondike bar, that they think they're drinks...

[Nathan]

I've never lived anywhere else so I have nothing to compare it to. Was/is a pretty blue-collar tool-and-die/GM town. Wright-Patterson airforce base is still here. Many rednecks. Race relations are pretty special. Lots of bars. Beautiful in the fall. The problem with the retarded people here are that they are quite feritle and bigger than me.

[Ed Hocken]

I've heard Columbus is pretty nice and I worked with some great people over there.

But it's understandable, that you don't necessarily want to move your shit for the sake of it.

[Nathan]

I have friends in C-bus. That town has grown a ton in the last 10 or so years. There are like 30 sleep labs up there.