Announcement

**Ed Hocken** · 10-08-2010, 10:32 AM

I can see it now:

"Time for THIS Bush to lay down his own Shock n' Awe!"

**Nathan** · 10-08-2010, 11:01 AM

Hookers with a heart of gold help nab rapist.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...ay-971869.html

**Lisa** · 10-08-2010, 12:30 PM

They knocked him out by pelting him with Valtrex and platform shoes, and then suffocated him by pulling condoms over his head. Good work, ladies!

**Nathan** · 10-14-2010, 11:47 AM

**Abraham Smashington** · 10-19-2010, 07:21 AM

Goddammit Ohio....

**Nathan** · 10-21-2010, 09:08 AM

This can't be good:
http://www.whiotv.com/news/25459021/detail.html

**Ed Hocken** · 10-21-2010, 09:10 AM

And the even funnier thing is that it went down in Xenia.

The setting of GUMMO.

V · 10-21-2010, 09:12 AM

Given the accuracy rating of gang members who fire guns... I'd say you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than being shot.

**Nathan** · 10-21-2010, 09:15 AM

I ain't skeered.

**Nathan** · 10-26-2010, 09:12 AM

We're about to get blown off the planet.
http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/45420:4

**Ed Hocken** · 10-26-2010, 09:18 AM

Glad I paid those utility bills off for the Columbus properties.

Can't believe I'll be done working with Ohio in 11 days.

**Nathan** · 10-26-2010, 09:20 AM

Come visit. Plenty of cyanide to go around. You know, for kids!

http://www.daytondailynews.com/hazma...on-986509.html

**Ed Hocken** · 10-26-2010, 09:21 AM

Right on main street, no less.

**Nathan** · 10-26-2010, 10:04 AM

My co-worker's kid's school has moved them all into shelter.

**Nathan** · 10-26-2010, 10:05 AM

Tornado sirens. Ruh-roh.

Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!