Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[V]

Maybe convince her that all the cool people are trying suicide this year?

[Nathan]

Now we have cheap smack to go with all this arson!
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...n--937456.html

[Ed Hocken]

I just heard from one of my managers that the guy who beat up the OSU mascot wasn't even a student. It was someguy who stole the costume and barged in.

Also, I heard a real estate agent got murdered in Youngstown.

[Nathan]

Apparently some dude was in my neighborhood watering hole selling smack. Great. And they're putting in a check cashing joint up the road. Also great.

[Ed Hocken]

Ah yes, the econmy of America in action.

Thanks Boehner!

[V]

It's always sunny in Norristown... I got room for both of you, and my neighbors fear me.

[Ed Hocken]

Nah, I'm alright living next door to the mall where Arnold fucked some guys up in Commando.

[Abraham Smashington]

Apparently some dude was in my neighborhood watering hole selling smack. Great. And they're putting in a check cashing joint up the road. Also great.

GET OUT.

[Ed Hocken]

Home ownership is nothing more than a milstone.

[V]

GET OUT.

Agreed. I have room until you get your shit sorted. The job market here is not so bad, and Ingrid can go to Flyer games again.

[Nathan]

Agreed. I have room until you get your shit sorted. The job market here is not so bad, and Ingrid can go to Flyer games again.

Tempting.

[Matt]

yeah, GET OUT indeed.

[V]

Well, take a few days, talk amongst yourselves, and let me know.

[BillyG]

So many people gave me shit when I said I wanted as close to the center of the city as possible, saying I would get mugged, and robbed and blah blah. Suburbs are going to be slums across the nation soon enough. Out in Katy it's nothing but one pay day loan place after liquor store after fast food joint. Mix it in with the extremely low cost of living, and it's going to be a bad place to live in 5 years. GET OUT GUYS.

[Lisa]

GET OUT.

yeah, GET OUT indeed.

Chiming in among the gang here, Nathan and Ingrid - please, please please, get out of that hellhole of state!