Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Ed Hocken]

The OU mascot tackled him. Dude got tossed out of college for it. Said he'd been planning it for years. Whatever.

Doesn't that sort of thing start riots in your state? I mean OH is about as football nuts as Texas, right?

[BillyG]

I'd let her have my abortion.

[Lisa]

Gotdamn Ohio. You need to find better dancers.

Okay.... just everybody remember to use the anti-bacterial wash and the hand sanitizer after you touch her.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd let her have my abortion.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...all&ref=search

OMG. Just a big pile of fail,.

[Nathan]

Cross posted from Funny pics since she lives in OH.

Oh my god its not fake.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nope. And her Wall is totally accessible. Fucking waste of flesh.

[Nathan]

And her Wall is totally accessible.

That's not all.....

[Lisa]

Gotta love the whole "Hookers for Jesus" thing she's got going on.

[Timothy225]

And some "lucky" bastard's married to this chippie. Ah, I see that marriage lasting for 50+ years.

So she's hardcore down with the Saviour, yet abortion's OK by her. I can only imagine what she's like in church Sunday mornings, unless she's sleeping in from a night of doing shooters at the local pub ("It was Tequila and Wet T-shirt night! Jesus will understand!").

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

SMH...

[Captain Russ]

Gotta love the whole "Hookers for Jesus" thing she's got going on.

An outreach program anyone can get behind.

[V]

  Spoiler: kinda NSFW 

[Ari]

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001557014113&v=wall&ref=search

OMG. Just a big pile of fail,.

Jesus fucking Christ, her whole Facebook page is like a portal into the world of human stupidity.

[Nathan]

We should all friend her and offer encouragement.

[Ingrid]

Encouragement to get sterilized, perhaps.