Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Nathan]

Nah... I am violent. I have thrown a brick or two... but I have a shitty radio voice.

I was about to edit it to say "...a VEGAN hardcore band."

[Nathan]

And if you're smoking non-filter Camel's you should be at about a Tom Waits level by now.

[V]

I'm not at that level yet... though not for lack of trying!

[Ed Hocken]

There's always the wacky Sergeant Major in Generation Kill.

"YOUR MOOSE-TACHE!"

[Nathan]

Not only close to my house, but only a few blocks away from where I was jamming last night. Happened while we were jamming!

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...ct-836042.html

[Lisa]

You and Ingrid really have to move out of Ohio! It makes me nervous how often this thread gets bumped!

[Nathan]

Crime of that type is rare on my side of town, actually.

[Ingrid]

Something nice....for a change.

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/8-year-...000-for-africa

[Lisa]

Awww! Good to see that! I hope nobody mugged the kid before she sent the money off!

[Nathan]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...ge-843315.html

[Captain Russ]

Nate...leave yo state.

[Nathan]

Even if I wanted to I don't think there is any way I could unload my house and not lose my ass.

[Captain Russ]

Lose yer ass?

Is it held together with silly putty and packing string?

[Nathan]

Bean dip and silly string.

[Captain Russ]

Ah. That stuff is like adobe after an hour anyway. Good deal.

I am sorry for your loss.
Of ass.
In the future.
When you leave yo state.