Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Lisa]

I hope you mean the baby biters and not Ingrid and I?

Of COURSE we mean the baby biters, goofy! We like you and Ingrid. Plus we need you guys to drive us to a remote area to despose of the bodies, it's not like we know our way around Ohio. And for Stubby to piss on their newly-dug graves.

[V]

Of COURSE we mean the baby biters, goofy! We like you and Ingrid. Plus we need you guys to drive us to a remote area to despose of the bodies, it's not like we know our way around Ohio. And for Stubby to piss on their newly-dug graves.

You don't need a remote area...

Just a hacksaw, quite a bit of Drano, and a bag to keep the teeth and nails in. The bag can be disposed of miles away, thus adding confusion...

[Lisa]

10th in slowest internet connection...

I love how underneath the headline it says "PHOTOS". "Here's a picture of some guy in Chicago sitting around waiting to read his email."

Hey! My state is #2! WOOT!

Yeah, well, the internet connection isn't the only thing that's slow in NJ...

I love the idea of Tim as a monk sitting in a monastery by candlelight sending us carrier pigeons.

"Here, boy, take this picture of the Bay City Rollers and drop it off into Lisa's window. She'll know it's from me."

[Nathan]

[Timothy225]

Yeah, well, the internet connection isn't the only thing that's slow in NJ...

Hey, when it comes to lovin', I takes my time, yo! "Pack a lunch", that's what they told me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Not just a slam against Ohio but to sports fans in general...Seriously, grow the fuck up.

[Nathan]

Silly as it is, that's a pretty big deal up there.

[Abraham Smashington]

No it's just silly. People that take it that seriously are fucking retarded.

[V]

[Ed Hocken]

People who are way too into sports are just like any other fanboy.

[BillyG]

Yea, never understood why people get upset about people super into sports. Everyone has their thing.

[Abraham Smashington]

People who are way too into sports are just like any other fanboy.

Except I don't get violent, participate in riots, etc etc. I just get drunk and yell into a microphone every week.

[Nathan]

10th in slowest internet connection...

Copied from my computer guru and luthier:

"@Nate - duh, it's only giving you 1.5, and being shared by everybody. At home you're getting like, 5, or 7Mb and you're the only one downloading porn.

As for the article. Boo. Learn how to write a headline. Makes it sound like it's impossib...le to get high speed, when the reality is poor people, or people who don't want to pay for it.
'Frustrated by how long it takes... your State may be to blame'
Why? Because my dad is too cheap to pay for RoadRunner?

Go look at the map at http://www.akamai.com/stat<wbr>eoftheinternet/
you can see the whole east-coast and mid-west is saturated with broadband, it's not till you get out west that high speed becomes less available."

[Nathan]

Except I don't get violent, participate in riots, etc etc. I just get drunk and yell into a microphone every week.

At first I thought Vin posted this, became a pacifist, and joined a hardcore band.

[V]

At first I thought Vin posted this, became a pacifist, and joined a hardcore band.

Nah... I am violent. I have thrown a brick or two... but I have a shitty radio voice.