Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Timothy225]

Neither did this guy... (has nothing to do with Ohio...)

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No shit! You got that book, too? Well done, lad!

[Ingrid]

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/principal-arrested-for-dui

The Catholic elementary near downtown. Wait ago, my man!

[Nathan]

Stilletto heel to the eye at McDonald's. Fuckin........awful.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...e--819460.html

[Abraham Smashington]

jesus. Ohio sucks.

[Nathan]

This town is setting back race relations by leaps and bounds. Its really bad.

[Lisa]

Stilletto heel to the eye at McDonald's. Fuckin........awful.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...e--819460.html

Damn! Just like "Single White Female", except with McRibs.

[Timothy225]

Damn! Just like "Single White Female", except with McRibs.

Say, where WAS Jennifer Jason Leigh when this shit went down?

And since we're on a SWF kick - Bridget Fonda? We miss you, hon! Get your ass back on the big screen already, Mrs. Elfman!

[Nathan]

Jackie Brown era Bridget Fonda...........yes please.

[Nathan]

Oh Howard........

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...on-823802.html

[Nathan]

HEAT ADVISORY tomorrow, just issued by NWS Wilimington. Highs will be
low to mid 90s and the humidity will make it feel like 100° to 105°!

[Captain Russ]

Now imagine that every day, add Cowboy fans, then cry.

BAM! URINE DALLAS.

[BillyG]

[Nathan]

FUCK THAT AND FUCK THIS

[Captain Russ]

LOOOOOOOL

COME ON STRIKER, BE A MAN

[Ed Hocken]

Now go out there and win one for the ZIPPER!