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Originally posted by Matt
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Gonna have to agree with also."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K. -
She looks like Alfred E. Neuman with tits.
But then, I look like Starina. So there you go.Me quick one want slowComment
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She's still better looking than Julia Roberts."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I imagine that if one were to wed Ms. Roberts, that when the ring is put on the groom, he travels into the Ringwraith Realm, where Julia's just doing that fucking wide-mouth .gif face until he dies like so many Nazis staring at the Ark.Me quick one want slowComment
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False."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Which part?
The Ringwraith bit? Because I hear it's legit.Me quick one want slowComment
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Incorrect, only because that happens when you marry Gwenyth Paltrow."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Ed... your penis does not go into women.Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
Your opinion is invalid.
Although I would be loathe to bring my penis anywhere within 100 meters of Julia Roberts... for any reason.Comment
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If it were the only way to save her from certain death, be it drowning, Cosplay Cannibals, or an assault by Richard Gere's power animal, I would allow Julia access to my nether regions.
Because I honestly wouldn't turn any woman away that would give me the time of day. Standards are for successful people.
EDIT: Rereading this, I have had an epiphany. I must rediscover standards.Last edited by Captain Russ; 07-07-2010, 03:21 PM.Me quick one want slowComment
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Here's two for the price of one:
http://www.whiotv.com/news/24186403/detail.html
and
http://www.whiotv.com/news/24187813/detail.html
with the second one, the cops tracked the car back to a house about 2 seconds from here...joy. I really don't want to wake up tomorrow dead.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Less depressing Ohio news. And the 506th PIR of the 101st Airborne is where the Band of Brothers' Easy Company was.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/lifes...89-807481.htmlTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Your state sucks."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Neither did this guy... (has nothing to do with Ohio...)
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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