Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Nathan]

The fuck?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...en-798952.html

[Abraham Smashington]

fucking awesome haha.

[Ed Hocken]

So, it was the street trick version of "Just one of the Guys" then?

[Abraham Smashington]

without the sweet tits

[Ed Hocken]

How do you know this one didn't have sweet tits?

Nathan, go down to the precinct and find out if she's got sweet tits.

[Abraham Smashington]

she's 4 11

no sweet tits. Plus the girl didn't know she was a girl.

[Nathan]

she's 4 11

no sweet tits. Plus the girl didn't know she was a girl.

That.

[Ed Hocken]

Let's get some breast inspectors in here to verify this.

Get me Bill Clinton!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll do fine. Lesley's tits are bigger than that fucking girl anyway.

[Ed Hocken]

I saw that you had graduated at the top of your class. Won the annual Russ Meyer award and was given the Order of Cup Size three years running.

I'll trust your findings.

[Lisa]

I don't think her not having tits was the main issue here....

[PHEDG]

Horsely McSwank had sweet tits in Boys Don't Cry.

[Nathan]

Indeed

[Abraham Smashington]

Horsely McSwank had sweet tits in Boys Don't Cry.

Her face negates any sexuality.

[Nathan]

Her face negates any sexuality.

Negative.