Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Nathan]

Dumb question, I know - but did you measure the doorway, stair space, etc. first, before you'd bought the bed?

Of course not. Don't be silly.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good jerb OHIO.

[Lisa]

Good jerb OHIO.

I hate people - I really really just do.

(Okay... except for people, you know, who rescusitate a newborn deer, and nursed him back to health, and totally shouldn't be FUCKING FINED FOR IT!)

[Abraham Smashington]

I mean, I get the law. But still. Why not just find a farm or something?

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously Ohio, WHAT THE SHIT?

[Nathan]

Great.

[BillyG]

"Your Honor, despite the fact I am legally blind and wear an eyepatch over the eye that was knifed out by a burglar, I estimate this 1974 Yugo was going eleventybillion miles an hour"

GUILTY!

[Ed Hocken]

Guestimation: Now with legal precedent!

Of course this is the Ohio Supreme Court we're talking about, the very same court that had Michael Douglas on the bench!

[Ed Hocken]

I just tried calling AEP on some issues and I was told there are massive power outages. Any truth to this, Nate?

[Nathan]

Not for me, but there were crazy storms last night and this morning.

[Ed Hocken]

Nathan Bush: BDR's Resident Ohio analyst

[Nathan]

http://www.whiotv.com/news/23860283/detail.html

[Abraham Smashington]

HE only got 20 bucks and grandma cut him like a bitch. Awesome.

[nerdious dorkus]

Get ready to get sued.

[Abraham Smashington]

WHAT
THE
FUCK