Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Shit Dickface]

hey guys I'm here for the forcible sodomy

[Nathan]

Unless they're blowing you.

[Shit Dickface]

good 4,001th post

[Chris Miller]

Never went to college, so I don't know from Greek organizations...

But I hate spoiled little rich girls with overdeveloped senses of entitlement.

That's a frat and a sorority in a nutshell. My apologies to any fine members of this board who belonged to either. Otherwise, ugh.

[Shit Dickface]

That's a frat and a sorority in a nutshell. My apologies to any fine members of this board who belonged to either. Otherwise, ugh.

MATT!

[Lisa]

The dirtiest, grungiest, most horrible smelling homeless people we can find!

The ones who wander Port Authority smelling like Cheetos and urine.

hey guys I'm here for the forcible sodomy

You shower too frequently - beat it, bub.

[V]

You shower too frequently - beat it, bub.

Agreed...

If you have washed your wang in the last six months, then you're not playing.

[Chris Miller]

That's a frat and a sorority in a nutshell. My apologies to any fine members of this board who belonged to either. Otherwise, ugh.

I should point out that I live near (used to live in) Towson MD, an area surrounded by no less than 10 colleges, all with "Sup Brah" frats all over the place. Sucks.

[Ed Hocken]

If you have washed your wang in the last six months, then you're not playing.

Can't ya read the sign:

"You must have this much smegma to join"

[Shit Dickface]

I realized that I DO kinda shower too much, but that's more a holdover from me being a disgusting sweathog before and still not realizing that I don't have to bathe three times a day. TRYING TO CUT DOWN TO TWO A DAY, MAN.

[V]

"You must have this much smegma to join"

Translated:

If your junk looks like 6 month old creme brulee, you're good to go.

[Lisa]

I realized that I DO kinda shower too much, but that's more a holdover from me being a disgusting sweathog before and still not realizing that I don't have to bathe three times a day. TRYING TO CUT DOWN TO TWO A DAY, MAN.

Two a day? You're definitely out of the "Gross, unwashed sodomy guy" club!

Translated:

If your junk looks like 6 month old creme brulee, you're good to go.

Oh,there's not too much on this board that grosses me out, but that was bad!

[Timothy225]

I should point out that I live near (used to live in) Towson MD, an area surrounded by no less than 10 colleges, all with "Sup Brah" frats all over the place. Sucks.

I went to Monmouth College (now Monmouth University) back in the mid-late '80s. Sororities full of hot and cold running Jersey Girls. High-hair, gum-chewing, all of 'em named Michelle, with rich daddies. Fraternities filled with "dude!" and Guidos as far as the eyes could see. The top game on campus? "Guess who's getting made this year!"

To ourselves we said that. This was NJ, near Deal, Asbury Park, and Long Branch, AKA Wiseguy Mecca.

[V]

The top game on campus? "Guess who's getting made this year!"

Please, please, PLEASE!

Tell me some of them are dead?

[Timothy225]

"I heard some things, I heard some things..."