Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Ed Hocken]

Oh yeah, the flying pig festival. One of my properties sponsored a pig for it.

And Nathan, it'll be a frosty day in hell before I come to your neck of the woods.

[Nathan]

J F'n C

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...ad-214354.html

That's where I went to High School.

[Ed Hocken]

*looks at story* Christ oh mighty. But did you have the sexy long hair at the time?

[Howard]

http://www.glasssteelandstone.com/Bu...Detail/454.php

[Anderson]

Things I remember from Cincinnati.

1. Kings Island
2. Flying Pigs
3. Kings Island
4. Riverfront Stadium
5. Kings Island
6. Some no-name water park

That no-name water park is the Beach. It kicks the shit out of our Hurricane Bay.

[Anderson]

Wait a second? I heard from another Ohioan that Cinnci is basically Kentucky. Seeing how it's right on the border.

We keep an airport there.

[Abraham Smashington]

You were standing in a line, weren't you?

*golf clap*

I need to go buy those dvd's again. (sold em when I was super poor and needed booze)

[Howard]

That no-name water park is the Beach. It kicks the shit out of our Hurricane Bay.

The Beach? Doesn't ring a bell. Wonder if it got name changed. The water park visit was many moons ago (hmm, prob 20 yrs ago). Very friendly kids at the park.

[Nathan]

That no-name water park is the Beach. It kicks the shit out of our Hurricane Bay.

The Beach is a really good water park minus the obese patrons.

[Nathan]

The used to be another one called Surf Cincinnati, I think. Plus there is the water park in King's Island: Water Works.

[Howard]

Surf Cincinnati sounds right.

[Ed Hocken]

The Beach is a really good water park minus the obese patrons.

How is that different from any water park?

[Nathan]

I suppose it isn't.

[wydren]

Wait a second? I heard from another Ohioan that Cinnci is basically Kentucky. Seeing how it's right on the border.

Eh, it's kind of nebulous. The top patch of Kentucky there isn't like the rest of Kentucky. That other Ohioan wouldn't be from the northern part of the state, would he? They're dirty up there. They play euchre instead of pitch and to them, cornhole means something very different. Something bad.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't have to reveal my sources.