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Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
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He's a savannah cat so he's got some african serval in his blood line, dosent help when she try's to give the cat a bath."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Who the fuck gives a cat a bath still? We just use the bath wipes. Works just as well, and no freakouts."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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What's his weight?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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He's only a year and half old and about 11lbs so far."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Was he playing with your sister or is he The Devil?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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He just got pissed because she was spraying him down, also seen three of his front nails looked liked they have been clipped... wouldnt be surprised if she tried to paint his nails and put a bow on his head as well."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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We don't even attempt to clip nails. We bring the cats to Petsmart - they are awesome.If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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Same here, I would never attempt to clip the nails of a cat or even give a cat a bath."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Ingrid always wants to trim Stubbie's nails. I don't approve since he goes outside and enters the Tunderdome of the sewer. He lost his last match apparently. Swollen face, hole on top of head and ear nearly split. Not as dominant as he used to be I guess.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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I don't understand bathing a cat. Don't they take care of that themselves?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Yeah, I definitely wouldn't clip our cats nails if they went outside. We just do Chanandler's because he scratches the carpet and won't scratch a scratching post.Originally posted by Nathan View PostIf I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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I want a cat.
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I have two (Snoochie and Boochie). Snoochie is super social alien cat, and Boochie is anti-social super cute cat. As far as being badasses... not really anything there. Snoochie can sure as hell kick the shit out of a toilet paper roll.... hahahaha!!!!"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
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Wow, my work is full of Pop Collar Douches! Taken today at lunch.....
"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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