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  • Fuck. We are all gonna die like sharks and bears!

    I want...nay, need this fucking knife....crazy...
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    The American made weapon is sold to hunters and divers and injects the frozen ball that expands to the size of a basketball at 850psi when the small handle-mounted trigger is pressed.
    What's next, America??? A knife that injects acid? How about one that injects black widow eggs? Or maybe a knife that injects wasp larva?

    America: If it can be killed, we'll kill it better!
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    • #3
      Holy shit. A knife that injects monkeybees would be fucking epic as hell.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Monkeybees: Do they throw feces laced with honey?
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          Nope. They just rip your arms out of your torso and fly away. They don't have time to fling poop. They have shit to do.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            That's fucked up shit right there. No warning, no communication, just rip-n-fly. It just ain't right.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              Which is why we need to band together to kill all monkeybees before it's too late!
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                The fight for the future, begins now!!!
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  MonkeyBees: Salvation

                  Coming Spring 2010
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    "This isn't the honeybees my mother warned me about."
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      "3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the monkeybees. The beekeeper which controlled the monkeybees, Skynet, sent two Gorillawasps back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Gorillawasp was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first."
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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