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[Timothy225]

Yeah, a fuzzy purple hat. Lack of a fashion sense, granted, but well, he loves his meal tick- er, son, right? See, he DOES have feelings! And you're just gonna use that slab of beefcake, get your hat and coat, throw out a quick "Thanks. I'll call ya." and out the door you go. Leaving behind a shattered shell of a human being, tears in his eyes, snot bubble in his nose, about to spend several lonely nights by his phone. Waiting for a call that will never come.

Hey, this melodramatic stuff's pretty easy! I should write for movies!

[Timothy225]

Double post - I are fail!

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, it's nothing that Sinatra hasn't done. The using of people for sex. Not the male on male action part.

"Money's on the dresser drawer, baby. Now get out!"

[Howard]

Oh, I would *never* tell him I would call. Once and done.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh, I would *never* tell him I would call. Pump AND Dump.

And that is that.

And just for the record, I would not nail the kid if he was of age. He's creepy looking and his voice annoys me.

[Lisa]

And just for the record, I would not nail the kid if he was of age. He's creepy looking and his voice annoys me.

Good! But we're talking about the father. But still - good to know that Ed has the sense to stay away from the whole creepy family.

[Lisa]

And just for the record, I would not nail the kid if he was of age. He's creepy looking and his voice annoys me.

Good! But we're talking about the father. But still - good to know that Ed has the sense to stay away from the whole creepy family.

[V]

Just remember it's easier to lose, than it is to earn...

[Ed Hocken]

How the hell I got one is anyone's guess. Must've been during that amnesty Reagan gave during the mid 80s.

[Howard]

Let me see it. I think it's a fake.

[Ed Hocken]

Uh no.

[Ed Hocken]

Michael Phelps is slackin' off.

[Ed Hocken]

Katey Sagal in today's Random Roles and goddamn she looks great.

[Nathan]

Anybody ever try these?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...=263602_263622

[Lisa]

Anybody ever try these?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...=263602_263622

I haven't tried those, but Lush makes a similar product. I don't notice anything fantastic about it, other than it makes the steam in your shower nice and fragrant.

I don't think it can exactly hurt, but if you do try it, get it new from a health food store or someplace similar. I wouldn't go with a box from ebay.