Random links!

[Nathan]

Helen Mirren!

[Nathan]

[V]

Agreed. I stand corrected... and fully erect.

Is that so wrong?

[Lisa]

"Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they raping everybody out here"

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=5520440

I know this sounds like an odd pastime, but I *totally* want to go shopping with the brother! I would secretly pay a salesperson to get snippy with him, just so I can watch him go all sassy on their ass!

[Nathan]

Large beaver bites man

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/24469816/d...=cmg_cntnt_rss

[Nathan]

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/...-world-war-iis

[Nathan]

http://extras.denverpost.com/archive/captured.html

[Lisa]

Nathan, those are both very cool links!

[Nathan]

Indeed they are!

[Nathan]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18606...you-think.html

[Howard]

http://dlisted.com/node/38346

Awesome. Maybe not SFW. Depends on your place of work.

[Nathan]

The fuck?

[Howard]

It's Minnesota.

[Nathan]

Explains a lot.

[Abraham Smashington]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE RIGHT NOW.

In June 2006, Paleokostas' older brother (another pathological criminal who is now serving jail time on 16 counts of armed robbery) commandeered a helicopter, and landed it right in the middle of the fucking exercise yard of the prison in broad daylight. The armed guards at Korydallos, not expecting to be subjected to such an unbelievable display of gigantic steel-plated testicles, assumed that this chopper belonged to the warden or the Chief of Prisons or something, and instead of investigating it they all decided to make sure their shoes were appropriately spit-shined so as not to incur a citation from their wrathful bosses. Vassilis (who had orchestrated the entire operation from the beginning) and his Albanian buddy simply walked up to the helicopter, hopped inside, and lifted off. By the time the guards got their heads out of their asses and started firing their guns at the bird, it was already too late. Paleokostas had escaped.