Random links!

[gravedigger]

Private jets probably aren't required to have the vault door access to the cockpit. I wouldn't be surprised if it's an open-air deal or maybe just a curtain.

But Vin's right about the FAMs. I went to a training class with a few last year and, holy shit, some of the drills they run are crazy. PROTIP: If you are on a plane that has an incident and there is a FAM on board, DO NOT under any circumstances stand up.

[V]

Private jets probably aren't required to have the vault door access to the cockpit. I wouldn't be surprised if it's an open-air deal or maybe just a curtain.

But Vin's right about the FAMs. I went to a training class with a few last year and, holy shit, some of the drills they run are crazy. PROTIP: If you are on a plane that has an incident and there is a FAM on board, DO NOT under any circumstances stand up.

Listen to the man, please.

I cannot stress that strongly enough... and that is for any type of armed robbery/terrorist/hostage type scenario. There's a word for people who stand up when heavily armed men breach a room.

Collateral damage

If you stand up, you will get three rounds in the face. It's that simple.

[Lisa]

If you stand up, you will get three rounds in the face. It's that simple.

I have to pee, man. I'm a harmless secretary from Queens, and I have to pee.

[V]

I have to pee, man. I'm a harmless secretary from Queens, and I have to pee.

Weigh your options.

$50 pair of pants?

$5K for your funeral?

[Nathan]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2103/

[Lisa]

Weigh your options.

$50 pair of pants?

$5K for your funeral?

(*Well, they ARE from Ann Taylor...*)

[V]

Urine washes out.

Blood, not so much.

[Lisa]

Pffft... girls know plenty about getting blood out, bubby!

[Howard]

http://www.godblock.com/

[Abraham Smashington]

I WOULD SHIT MY PANTS....

[V]

I WOULD SHIT MY PANTS....

I'm not clicking on any fucking link you post ever again.

That hive-tit bullshit almost made me hurl up my Scotch™...

and I likey me Scotch™.

Dick...

[Howard]

It's a safe link. I wouldn't shit my pants though. I would however have a new rug.

[gravedigger]

That guy is pretty calm about it, all things considered. The Animal Kingdom has begun its invasion. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

[I_Cassini]

I'm not clicking on any fucking link you post ever again.

That hive-tit bullshit almost made me hurl up my Scotch™...

and I likey me Scotch™.

Dick...

This post is tame. The link that got me was the one where the guy is squatting over the mason jar- I'm still trying to delete that from my memory bank. Wasnt that you that did that?

[Matt]

Fucking Colorado. Here in MN, it'd be a loon.