Random links!

[Captain Russ]

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Fucking heathens.

And kiwis too.

"Business Time" indeed.

[Lisa]

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!! Oh, I can't even come up with anything funny to counteract that horror!

EDIT:

Oh my fucking hell...

'From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,' Pearl remembers happily. 'For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.'

And of course, it gets worse from there...

[BillyG]

The whole time I was reading it I was like "pleasedontpopwoodpleasedontpopwood"

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

For you Patton fans...

http://www.avclub.com/denver/article...-oswalt,40663/

[V]

http://progresswars.com/

[V]

http://instantbillymays.com/

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Do you believe in Miracles?

[PHEDG]

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[V]

http://defiantdog.com/

[Captain Russ]

They may go fuck themselves in their new Space Mountain Stadium out in BFE, but this is fucking cool.

Shit goes boom boom.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/farewel..._Implosion.cfm

[Phat Dizaztr]

http://sendables.jibjab.com/

[V]

http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/

[Lisa]

http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/

Oh, that is fun!

[Nathan]

http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/

I had a horrible nightmare as a result of that situation with The Phantom Menace. Awful.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Who the hell puts plants on top of their speakers?