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If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth. -
Maybe she should find a new profession. Jesus.Just last night I received possibly the most disturbing phone sex call I’d had in a long time.
A caller shot himself with me on the phone.
Things like this always scare me.
My current track record stands at one confession of incestuous sexual abuse, and two other suicides."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
So sad...thank God I never called a phone sex line.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Haha, we totally did back in the day. But we'd use them to prank call people and shit. It was fucking hilarious."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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1800-WET-TITS, this was the number we would call from pay phones just to hear the intros...oh to be 11 again.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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