Jesus Christ. Tila Tequila is a vapid whore...

[Abraham Smashington]

I haven't had cable in like 5 years. Well at least nothing more than basic 1. Only miss it when new shows are on, but then I just get them the next day anyways and stream through the 360 or the PS3.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/ti...ntly_has_a.php

What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual—that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?
They can suck my dick.

and my favorite, where she compares ethnicity to sexuality...awesome

If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?

Just die already.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

ok, so here's my question. Is there a such thing as bisexuality? In my opinion if you're a dude and you take in the ass or suck a dick you are gay, regardless if you come home to a chick or not. It's like the old adage, you can be the world's greatest architect but you suck one dick and you'll be remembered as a cocksucker.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sexuality is sexuality. You can be attracted to both sexes. Maybe one more than another, but it's like I know I'm straight, but goddamn if Brad Pitt isn't one handsome dude. Does that make me bisexual? I'd say no.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

No that makes you honest and sure of yourself. Homophobes really trip me out...is there something you're hiding? I could care less what people's preference is, but call it what it is. If you like dick just say it...feel me?

[ScooterLaBeef]

I feel you, does Ari feel you?

[Ari]

Damn, I'm straight as hell, but I find Rob and Cj's voices soothing and stimulating all at once. Hence all the sexuality questions I tossed at them.

[nerdious dorkus]

Damn, I'm straight as hell, but I find Rob and Cj's voices soothing and stimulating all at once. Hence all the sexuality questions I tossed at them.

you weren't straight when we were in san diego for comic con... was it because of my canoe?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

get over the past he's mine now. i will give him back to you for an apple and your ps3.

[nerdious dorkus]

i don't have an apple... and i think we need to put ari up in the classifieds. hahahaha.

[Ari]

you weren't straight when we were in san diego for comic con... was it because of my canoe?

I was drunk and you looked like an Asian Princess when I squinted.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Hahahahaha

[nerdious dorkus]

I was drunk and you looked like an Asian Princess when I squinted.

lies. you just wanted me cause i kick ass at risk and i had my canoe.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

He said you have the nicest calves he has ever seen. man or woman.

[Ari]

Man or woman or jackal.