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If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth. -
<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>House Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Racoon: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Coyote: </TD><TD>63% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Medium Sized Dog: </TD><TD>45% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Large Dog: </TD><TD>37% Chance</TD< tr> <TR class=even><TD>Wolf:</TD><TD>26% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Small Shark: </TD><TD>37% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Large Shark: </TD><TD>19% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Predetory Cat: </TD><TD>11% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Elephant</TD><TD>4% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Lion or Tiger: </TD><TD>4% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Bear: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Alligator: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Gorilla: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Human:</TD><TD>15% Chance</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth. -
<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>House Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Racoon: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Coyote: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Medium Sized Dog: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Large Dog: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD< tr> <TR class=even><TD>Wolf:</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Small Shark: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Large Shark: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Predetory Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Elephant</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Lion or Tiger: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Bear: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Alligator: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Gorilla: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Human:</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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That is complete bullshit.If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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Ah shit. I've only got a 90% chance on large sharks. I'll be taking a harpoon gun with me then.Me quick one want slowComment
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Harpoon gun? All you need is an oxygen tank and a rifle.
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*boom!*"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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You'd be better glad I can fuck up a gorilla and an alligator. Anything bigger than a house cat and you're fucked.Originally posted by Lesley View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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HAha. Forgot about this thread."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Poor shark, would of never have happened if the shark had laser guided missiles."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
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He fucking DROWNED A SHARK."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Attempted to drown by dragging it behind the boat, 7 spears and a knife to the skull is what killed it."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
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I know.Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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