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Late, with the fire alarm going off, and you grab your cats and run outside only to find out that they are tweaking the system because you see an alarm specialist truck outside.
Awesome.
Meh...
Awesome.
Meh...
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
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Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper. -
I was in my boxers....Outside...with two cats under my arms...
I'm sure I looked crazy."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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At least it wasn't winter.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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True that."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Did you mumble to yourself and tell some kids to get off your damn lawn?
"Billy, stay away from that man"
"Ah mom, you mean Crazy Mr Hughesy, the Insane Cat Man? But he has Rock Band!"
"STAY AWAY FROM HIM, OR YOUR NEW FATHER WILL LEAVE YOU JUST LIKE THE OLD ONE!"
*cries*Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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How much rep do I have to spread before I can slap some on Ari again?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Or at two in the morning when your neighbor decides to stumble home and crank his fucking stereo right above your bedroom...then when he finally turns that shit (crap radio rap) off he fucks his girlfriend for another 45 minutes...no sleep to big brotherInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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i would have thought you were up late cheezin'. hahaha.Comment
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Haha.
I feel bad for our super old neighbor Muriel. She probably thinks we are killing each other during super happy fun genital time. Either that, or she just turns off her hearing aid. But I'd like to think she grabs a glass and places it against the wall to feel young again."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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And then grabs a giant dildo and friggs herself dryInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Oh, dude.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Dude, let's be real fucking honest...if you had a hot neighbor (Rob this is no way a reference to you or Lesley...) and you heard them piping, you're saying you wouldn't rub one out? I've done it before, but not since like 2002.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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You saying we're not hot? Cause we're totally hot. We're a hot fierce mess!"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Its not that, its the image of granny servicing herself with a life-sized Mandingo dildo.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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