who says the customer is ALWAYS right?

[nerdious dorkus]

Angry Old Woman: ?Excuse me! I am very upset because you sold my young grandson pornography!?

Me: ?I?m sorry, ma?am, but we don?t sell pornography.?

Angry Old Woman: ?Get me the manager now!?

Manager: ?What seems to be the problem, ma?am??

Angry Old Woman: ?Your pervert cashier sold my grandson pornography!?

Manager: ?Are you sure about that? We don?t sell anything like that here.?

Angry Old Woman: ?Do you think I?m stupid? I saw it with my own eyes! It had naked women and he told me he bought it here with no problem!?

Manager: ?Could you show me on the shelf what it was??

(She goes over to the magazines, and points at Maxim.)

Angry Old Woman: ?It was this one! See right here! Where any child could see!?

Manager: ?Ma?am, this magazine is not pornography. Granted, the women are scantily clad in a few pictures but they aren?t naked and there is no age restriction on its sale.?

Angry Old Woman: ?I know pornography when I see it, and this is very offensive. How could you sell it to young children??

Manager: ?Well, actually our store policy dictates that we won?t sell this to a young child even though it is still legal. How old is your grandson??

Angry Old Woman: ?He?s only sixteen!?

Manager: *rolls eyes* ?I don?t want to offend your moral beliefs, Ma?am, but if your sixteen year old grandson wants to look at women in bikinis there is no force on earth that is going to stop it, seriously.?

Angry Old Woman: ?The power of Jesus can stop it! The power of Christ should compel you to remove this magazine from your shelves!?

Manager: ?Right?real quick, ma?am, before I get back to work, can I ask you a question? Does your grandson have internet access??

Angry Old Woman: ?What does that have to do with anything??

Manager: ?A lot, and I think that the power of Christ should compel you to learn how to look up his browser history. Have a good day.?

dialogue from not always right. awesome. just awesome.

[Nathan]

Re: who says the customer is ALWAYS right?

That is great.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Re: who says the customer is ALWAYS right?

Haaa, sweet.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: who says the customer is ALWAYS right?

Customer: ?These things don?t work! They are hard to swallow and I nearly choked to death.?

Me: ?Ma?am, they are suppositories. You don?t swallow them, you insert them rectally.?

Customer: ?What does that mean??

Me: ?You unwrap them and insert them in your rectum.?

Customer: ?What?s my rectum??

Me: ?Ma?am, please forgive me, but your rectum is your butt hole.?

Customer: ?Well up yours too!? *stalks off*

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: who says the customer is ALWAYS right?

Fucking hysterical. Damn browsing history...got me in a lot of trouble in my younger days.