Welcome to New Members

[Ari]

Hi new people! I'm the Jewish one. Who loves bacon. And toys. And Natalie Portman.

But mainly Natalie Portman.

[Martin]

YES, DAMN US WITH OUR FREE HEALTHCARE AND NICE FREE PEOPLE.

[Martin]

One? Canadian.. one? Guess I'm an honorary Mexicano then, cabron

Also I have no idea what this man is on about with the schnitzels, so it should be "fucking Quebec" not Canada damnit

SHUT UP. YOU LIVE IN CANADIAN TEXAS! AND YOU CHEER FOR A FUCKING AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAM YOU FUCKING TRAITOR.

And seriously, I love pushing them buttons with our Texans. Schnitzels aren't that popular in Canada, especially Quebec. Not a lot of Germans.

And poutine? Only good in Quebec.

[D.T.]

SHUT UP. YOU LIVE IN CANADIAN TEXAS! AND YOU CHEER FOR A FUCKING AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAM YOU FUCKING TRAITOR.

Canada has a hockey team?

[Jan]

Schnitzels aren't that popular in Canada, especially Quebec. Not a lot of Germans.

The good, the bad and the ugly in one meaty metaphor!

[Martin]

Canada has a hockey team?

It's OUR sport. The only one.

The good, the bad and the ugly in one meaty metaphor!

*Edited not to offend Ari*

[Abraham Smashington]

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[B_Metal]

Hi new people! I'm the Jewish one. Who loves bacon. And toys. And Natalie Portman.

But mainly Natalie Portman.

And rapes, don't forget the rapes man. These new peeps gotta know what's about to go down.

[Timothy225]

All that matters is Rush, All-Dressed Chips, and Poutine.

And that's why we are friends, Matt.

[Timothy225]

SCENE: The BDR Lounge - An elegant, old English drawing room, with a roaring fire in the fireplace, an extensive library of books, CDs, Blu-Rays, DVDs, and assorted bric-a-brac adorning the walls. Above the fireplace is a large Florey drawing of Robert Jamiroquai Hughes, Esq., winking at the viewer. Sitting in one of several comfortable leather chairs, holding a glass of brandy, gently swirling the contents, is...

Me! Greetings, striplings, and a most heartfelt welcome to the boards. Please, sit, warm yourselves by the fire and do partake of some of this exquiste cognac. A Courvoisier & Curlier, circa 1789, I believe. Yes, here at BDR, we only cater to the finest things. Do take note of "Iggy's Cigar Thread" and "Iggy's Book Nook", threads by our own Ignatius T. Borg, barrister and attorney-at-large, and cultured gentleman.

Ah, but I see you are patrons of the cinema! Well, you surely MUST indulge in the reviews of our resident film connoisseurs, FilmNerd Jamie, late of the website Think McFly, Think and AndersonVision's own Troy (hot, but nowhere near as hot as Gillian) Anderson. Stout fellows, the pair of them.

Oh, but there is more, so much more. The podcasts! Such auditory enchantments await your ears. BrainDead Radio (featuring young master Hughes and his dearest friend from University, CJ Larson, 7th Earl of Cambridge and Outer Bagshot, Ipswich), She's Right I'm Rob (featuring the wit and wisdom of our own chanteuse from the Great White North, Madam Lesley Purdy-Hughes herself). Thrilling tales from days of yore with Sliders Time, The Pixel Junkies (yes, we do have an extensive forum of video game topics for one to peruse at one's leisure. Ask for Hargreaves, our butler and majordomo, to escort you to the Arcade), and oh, far too much to discuss here.

Please. Feel free. Explore. We have all eternity to know your flesh. (cue sounds of a loud bell chime, clinking chains, the sound of Doug Bradley laughing, etc.)

[Matt]

Tim wins again.

[Abraham Smashington]

As per usual.

[JLynnCarr]

Hi, to the newcomers! I'm Mrs. Timothy225.

Along with my darling husband's recommendations, may I also recommend "Timothy's Great Adventure Stories", as they are chock full of the best that humanity has to offer.