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    Possibly the Greatest Story Ever Tweeted...A Tale of 2 Strippers

    So I came across this story on Twitter last night. It's basically about this woman's last minute trip to Florida and I don't want to say much more since the story is entertaining as hell. It has everything. It's long, about 150 tweets, but the story had me at, "So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever." I don't know if the story is true or not, but either way worth a read.

    http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW




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    https://storify.com/yomike/a-wild-weekend-in-florida
    "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG
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  • #2
    It's an amazing story. r/blackpeopletwitter was having a field day with it yesterday. They deemed it "The Thottesy" which is perfect.

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    • #3
      Haha, that is perfect.
      "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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      • #4
        that was crazy but holy fuck do I hate twitter.

        Reading some of that was like reading a foreign language.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Last night I found out another name for this has been "Hoedysseus" which I love even more.

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          • #6
            Holy shit, this is amazing. More twists that a Shyamalan movie!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BillyG View Post
              Last night I found out another name for this has been "Hoedysseus" which I love even more.
              That's great!

              Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
              Holy shit, this is amazing. More twists that a Shyamalan movie!
              I'd so watch this as a movie.

              <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Decided to be Zola's story for my job's Florida themed Halloween party. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Zola?src=hash">#Zola</a> <a href="https://t.co/bc37bp2OMX">pic.twitter.com/bc37bp2OMX</a></p>&mdash; T (@nyctaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/nyctaylor/status/659858081770115073">October 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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              "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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              • #8
                ridiculous.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  It really is an amazing story.
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #10
                    That... was... AMAZING. I was enthralled, captivated and flat-out astonished.

                    My first thought was "this'd make a hell of a movie", but, no. No. Hollywood would fuck this up, miss the nuances, recast Zola as a white girl or something, and suck all the hard R/X-rated goodness outta this. No way could any studio match the visuals in my head while reading this.

                    Better it stays pure.

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