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    The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

    So today while driving through a parking lot in a bussiness area looking in fromt of me , the person in front of me decided oh i wont hit that guy coming towards me if i look under my seat for soemthing... To my amazement the damn guy fucking didnt look uo in time, so im honking my fuckin horn at the damn guy.. all of the sudden he relaizes hes driving onlyu to have me swerve to my left into a curb and fucking up my rim... The guy drives off and im pissed cuz i know something fuckin bad happen to my rim.. YUP not onlu did it dent right where i hit the curb but it left a scratch around the whole outside of thi rim... The only good part is that my balance is still good, and i have a credit card with the tire company with money still on it. The other bad part (besides the ugly ass scratch ) is that it took me 8weeks orignally to get the rims, so it might takes 8 to who the hell knows just for one.... DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT .

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    Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

    I say we find the bastard and kill him, sodomy style!
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    • #3
      Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

      Originally posted by Corey

      Do i care about my care not not at all...
      WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!

      My brains hurt....
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      • #4
        Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

        Originally posted by Rob
        Originally posted by Corey

        Do I care about my car, no not at all...
        WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!

        My brains hurt....
        Fixed for reals
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        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

          Man, I need to become a grammer nazi here. Haha.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

            What's funny was Nerdious claimed he was one when he first arrived here, but he turned out to be one of our biggest offenders.

            Corey on the other hand, geesh.
            And don't laugh Scooter, you're not much better!
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            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

              Yah, I've noticed that it seems like people just randomly hit buttons and hope that it spells out a word. Haha.

              Note to people: It makes you look smarter when you use correct grammer and spell things correctly!

              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                Originally posted by Rob
                Yah, I've noticed that it seems like people just randomly hit buttons and hope that it spells out a word. Haha.

                Note to people: It makes you look smarter when you use correct grammer and spell things correctly!
                Sorry about that... I was kinda pissed off, and was not paying attention... I will work on it in the future

                I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                • #9
                  Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                  Haha. No worries man! I wasn't trying to be an ass or anything. I understand the frustration of stupid drivers. And nothing is worse when someone fucks up your car and you can't hold them accountable. I say you go on a stakeout!
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                    Originally posted by Ari
                    What's funny was Nerdious claimed he was one when he first arrived here, but he turned out to be one of our biggest offenders.

                    Corey on the other hand, geesh.
                    And don't laugh Scooter, you're not much better!
                    fool. how was i one of the biggest offeners. like 2-3 grammar issues?
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                    • #11
                      Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                      hmmm a stake out, not a bad idea...
                      I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                      Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                      Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                      She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                      • #12
                        Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                        *puts on Grammer Nazi boots and hat

                        fool. how was i one of the biggest offeners. like 2-3 grammar issues?

                        Capital letters are your friends! Don't leave zhem out of zee fun!

                        *strikes Nerdious in the back of the knee with his baton

                        Haha.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                          Thank you Rob. Nerdious, your insane quest to banish capitalization needs to end.
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                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                            Originally posted by Rob
                            *puts on Grammer Nazi boots and hat

                            fool. how was i one of the biggest offeners. like 2-3 grammar issues?

                            Capital letters are your friends! Don't leave zhem out of zee fun!

                            *strikes Nerdious in the back of the knee with his baton

                            Haha.
                            For now on i will make sure to watch how and what i type. I don't like being beat by a baton haha
                            I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                            Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                            Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                            She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                            • #15
                              Re: The road is in front of you not under your fucking seat

                              Good lord, I love this forum!
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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