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ever been bored and googled something and clicked "im feeling lucky" just to see what would happen
try this find chuck norris
try this find chuck norris
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I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
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F**King GREAT!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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the atomic bomb was never dropped on hiroshima. it was really chuck norris doing a roundhouse kick to japan.
only chuck norris knows where pi ends.
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I can't remember the keyword, but it was something like failure, loser, cheater or something like that. when you clicked I'm feeling lucky it would take you to George W. Bush's white house page. I really wish I could remember the keyword....Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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All those will work just fine.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
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John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
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Ok... dont try this at work but thanks to the new South Park episode I had to do a "I'm feeling luck" search on "brazilian farting porn".
I've heard of some nasty fetishes in my time but this is at the top of the chart's... when your on a safe and secure internet do this search... HILARIOUS!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Ok, someone please tell me they checked this out!Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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I'm not sure I want to.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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You have to... pure goodness!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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That video was fucking ridiculous."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Brazilian Fart Porn-- The true story of what really started 2 girls 1cup.
Girl #1 Oh i love it when you fart in my face
Girl #2 UH OH i have a poop about to errupt
Girl#1 OH Well im sure someone will watch
GIrl#2 "gruuunnt"
I don't remember eating that for lunch
THE ENDI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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Thank God, I didn't watch this shit.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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It's actually hilarious."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Well now that you say that I will check it out.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Just don't do it at work lol. But after Scooter said to watch it , I had to. And I laughed."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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