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    I don't like taking baths as opposed to showers. It has little to do w/ the fact that showers are faster, or more environmentally friendly, or that you don't have to sit in used bathwater as it cools around you when you take a shower.

    No, the main reasons I don't like taking baths are Jaws and Nightmare on Elm Street.

    See, I find it impossible to relax in a tub full of water because I keep imagining te tub becoming insubstntial (like it did when Freddy ried to drown Heather Langenkamp when she fell asleep in her tub in the 1st NOES), and that I'll sink into the waiting maw of a shark, or a megalodon.

    I love the woods. I hike every chance I get, and will often do it alone during the day because I can't get anyone to go with me. But you'll never catch me in the woods alone at night. Too many slasher and monster movies start out that way.

    One night, when I was 16, I was reading "It" late at night, and was totally convinced that if I put my foot on the floor, some THING would reach out from under the bed to grab me by the ankle.

    I love exploring abandoned buildings. My brother & I did quite a lot of this as kids. The railroads criss crossing Jersey City had an abundance of abandoned outbuildings of all kinds to explore. But if one were to talk one up about being haunted &/or the scene of a grisly murder, and I'd start to feel reluctance to go in. IN the face of peer pressure I probably would, but if a hidden friend jumped out and screamed. . . well I'd buy it for at least a second or two.

    One of the out of the way places we went to drink when we were teenagers was a huge, and old (for Jersey City) cemetery on Garfield Ave. I was fine as long as the group was together & near the cars. But I'd never wander off from the group alone.

    It's funny, because if someone comes right out and asks me in broad daylight if I believed in ghosts, I'd shrug and say I wasn't sure. But in the woods, late at night, in the dark. . . . oh yes. I believe.

    I don't suppose a belief system like this is necessary for one to enjoy horror fiction. Very, very little scares me as I watch a horror movie or read a horror novel on my couch w/ the lamp on, regardless of its subject matter. It's rare indeed something is so chilling or cringeworthy that it's hard for me to watch. But they fuel the fire when I'm alone. In the dark. And personally, I think this adds to my enjoyment at least a little bit. I couldn't help smiling sheepishly at myself when I got scared Pennywise or something ould get me that night when I was 16, thinking: "This is just what that bastard King wants". And I just can't imagine not feeling a little silly about watching movies about dead serial killers haunting your dreams & such if I COMPLETELY scoffed at such things being possible.

    So if you're not too embarrassed, share your own predelictions here. Do you believe at least a little bit in the things that go bump in the night? And if so, do you think that adds to your enjoyment of horror fiction? Feel free to hold up a mirror to your irrational fears; I'll stand bside you while you do.

    But I'm not gonna say "Candyman" five times with you for love or money.
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    Short and sweet, say Candyman in my house and I will slap your shit down and I used to hunt every season and no matter what once it got pitch black ass dark I'd hear in my head "ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha" or whatever the fuck that noise was from Friday the 13th. The only two that have ever stuck with me like that.

    Friday the 13th mostly because of my being a kid when I saw most of the flicks, Candyman mostly because he's real and he'll fucking kill you.
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    • #3
      NOBODY else has anything to say here? Even just to poke fun at Iggy the scaredy cat horror "expert"? I thought sure Rerb would chime in with "I fear nothing I see on film!" at the very least.
      I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


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      • #4
        MAYBE YOU COULD COMMENT ON MY COMMENTS MR. I NEED ALL THE ATTENTIONS EVER!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


        Lulz
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        • #5
          Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
          Short and sweet, say Candyman in my house and I will slap your shit down and I used to hunt every season and no matter what once it got pitch black ass dark I'd hear in my head "ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha" or whatever the fuck that noise was from Friday the 13th. The only two that have ever stuck with me like that.

          Friday the 13th mostly because of my being a kid when I saw most of the flicks, Candyman mostly because he's real and he'll fucking kill you.
          You realize you've mentioned his name twice already right? One more time, Jersh!



          Nah, I get where you're coming from. Stuff like "say his name three times and..." does freak me out a little bit, same as the idea of working at a summer camp notorious for disappearances and/or murders that happened several years back ("Oh, and they NEVER captured the killer!"). I hear any of that shit, I'm off to the shore, fuck you very much, temp agency.

          Last time I got a bit of the willies was back when IFC ran a pre-release discussion of The Blair Witch Project. Didn't give anything away (indeed, they approached it like it was a REAL documentary), and the fact that I watched this after midnight was not one of my brighter ideas. Any lingering fears were dispelled when I finally saw the film, and I found myself rooting for the witch to finish off our heroes for being so stupid.

          Of course, the one event that nails where Iggy's coming from was the main event that made me a horror fan in the first place: the night my brother and I watched An American Werewolf in London when we were kids at the Jackson Cinema. I got weirded out around the scene where Jack imagines the Nazi demons slaughtering his family, then left the theater right after and did the walk home. At night. With a full moon. Dogs howling.

          Stayed the fuck on the sidewalk the entire (very fuckin' fast) walk home, lemme tells ya.

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          • #6
            OK, now we're getting somewhere. But do you think such a willing perspective is necessary for (or enhances the enjoyment of) horror cinema? I say it may not be necessary, but it surely enhances it.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
              You realize you've mentioned his name twice already right? One more time, Jersh!



              Nah, I get where you're coming from. Stuff like "say his name three times and..." does freak me out a little bit, same as the idea of working at a summer camp notorious for disappearances and/or murders that happened several years back ("Oh, and they NEVER captured the killer!"). I hear any of that shit, I'm off to the shore, fuck you very much, temp agency.

              Last time I got a bit of the willies was back when IFC ran a pre-release discussion of The Blair Witch Project. Didn't give anything away (indeed, they approached it like it was a REAL documentary), and the fact that I watched this after midnight was not one of my brighter ideas. Any lingering fears were dispelled when I finally saw the film, and I found myself rooting for the witch to finish off our heroes for being so stupid.

              Of course, the one event that nails where Iggy's coming from was the main event that made me a horror fan in the first place: the night my brother and I watched An American Werewolf in London when we were kids at the Jackson Cinema. I got weirded out around the scene where Jack imagines the Nazi demons slaughtering his family, then left the theater right after and did the walk home. At night. With a full moon. Dogs howling.

              Stayed the fuck on the sidewalk the entire (very fuckin' fast) walk home, lemme tells ya.
              Ahhh but Tim, neither time was I near a mirror. Thus they do not stack, they are separate instances and thus only constitute one utterance under horror movie rule #37 subsection 18b.

              Also I saw Blair Witch with a buddy before either of us knew the complete ins and outs on it and while we still knew it was a "film" and not a documentary, the tension was palpable in the theater. Matter of fact towards the resolution of the film out of nowhere a guy four rows up says out loud "one of you mother fuckers yells or touches me and I'm going to fuck you up" LULZ galore by every one because we were all feeling that tension.

              As to the willing perspective being necessary to enjoy horror cinema? I don't think so but it sure doesn't hurt.
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              • #8
                Oh, it absolutely enhances it. Everyone can relate to being scared at one point or another, and going to see a horror flick is tantamount to a roller-coaster ride. You know you'll be OK afterwards, but you still crave the "gotcha" moment and the adrenaline rush it gives you. Also, lots of fun watching your buddies get that jolt in the theater, and even more so if you bring a date to a scary flick (c'mon - guys always drag girls to these films so the girl can hide her eyes in the guys shoulder, 'cause they think the guy will protect 'em from a Jason Vorhees or Dracula or something. Silly girls!).

                Being scared of ghosts/werewolves/IRS agents in real life is a hell of a lot different than watching 'em on screen. After the movie, you KNOW you'll be going home in one piece. You KNOW Freddy Kruger won't be killing you in your dreams. In real life, it's not quite so certain that you won't get hit by a car or mugged or piss off Tony Todd by saying his name three times in a mirror. Horror flicks are fear firmly in the control of the viewer - you can walk out of the flick (pussy!), fast forward through the scary bits (WUSS!), or watch something else, like that Katy Perry flick (oh, it's like I don't even know you anymore!).

                ETA: And that man in Billy's theater who said "one of you mother fuckers yells or touches me and I'm going to fuck you up", grew up to be Tony Todd.

                Also:



                "Candyman... Candyman... Candy..."
                Last edited by Timothy225; 07-15-2012, 12:38 PM.

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                • #9
                  Oh man, that guy in my theater was not fucking around either. No sense of humor at all, he literally meant he was gonna fuck someone's shit up if he got messed with. Which made it 10000X's funnier.
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                  • #10
                    I don't swim in lakes/oceans/even pools thanks to Jaws and a sadistic swim teacher I had when I was in first grade who told us if we don't swim to the other end of the pool that we'd be eaten.

                    I get freaked out at night anytime I watch anything having to do with aliens (not ALIEN, but greys).

                    I don't do the bloody mary thing for the same reason nor will ever play Ouija after a particularly scary moment with a friend.
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                    • #11
                      Yeah, not much on open water swimming, either. Also largely because I never learned how. But being eaten by a sea/lake/swamp creature comes in a very close second.
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                      • #12
                        Even in lakes for me. Seaweed touches my foot and I automatically think it's a fucking kraken.
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                        • #13
                          If I can see the bottom, I don't swim in it.
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                          • #14
                            Here's another question that it just occurred to me to post. Do you suppose the "wiling perspective", the belief, is what draws you to horror movies, or does your penchant for them create or enhance pre-existing belief?

                            I recall as a kid being terrified of the dark (wouldn't sleep w/o looking right at my nite lite). As mentioned in a previous post, the Chiller Theatre hand and (I'm told; I have no independent recollection of this) the Trilogy of Terror Zuni fetish Doll scared the shit out of me. If you had told the 6 year old me I'd be a die hard horror movie fan by age 12 he'd have said you were out of your mind. So I know belief in the scary stuff pre-dated my fandom. I'd LIKE to think I'm LESS fearful now (for example, I liked it pitch black in my bedroom when I slept as a teenager), and that the pre-existing belief system was diminished, if anything, by constant immersion in the horrific.

                            But I could be wrong, because movies have given me new things to be afreaid of (like zombies; never knew of, & consequently couldn't fear them as a kid, but by the time we started drinking in that graveyard, it was "Return of the Living Dead" that had me afraid to wander off alone). Maybe I traded a constant, overpowering fear of the dark for a situational & only minimally debilitating fear of zombies?

                            What do you recall about your own experiences?
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