Create Your Own! "There Are Two Kinds of People In the World. . . "

[IggytheBorg]

Those who can appreciate a good scotch, and the whiny bitches that "don't like the taste".

[gravedigger]

The people in the second category have bad taste and should feel bad.

[IggytheBorg]

Those who settle for mass produced beer. . . and those of us who won't.

[Chris Miller]

Those who still drink beer, and those who want to, but are considering switching to baltar because we're trying to lose weight.

[Timothy225]

Those who wake up naked in bed with the female head of an Asian crime ring and her cadre of nubile female assassins trained in the ways of death and ardent lovemaking on a slow boat to Hong Kong with the intent to subjugate the West with illicit contraband and there's nothing anyone in the Free World can do about it...

... and the rest of us.

[Abraham Smashington]

Those who are boner attendants and those who aren't.

[Matt]

Those who know what happened to Lisa...and us.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Those who like gerbils for pets... and Richard Gere.

[Ari]

Those who find porcupines sexy and those who fly fish.

[Ari]

Those who bought Bat Out of Hell 3 and those who beat Mega Man 4.

[Ari]

Those who shaved their legs and those who found grandma stealing peanut butter.

[Ari]

Those who use mouse pads and those who use maxi pads.

[Ari]

Those who watch Oh Sit! and those who can't get enough of Jake's lovin'.

[Ari]

Those who laugh at it and those who are it.

[Ari]

Those who fist a Rob and those who Enter the Fist.