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  • Taking Shit Out of Context for LULZ

    Here are the rules: Someone posts something somewhere & you take that post and place it here. Let me start with this golden nugget from Rob:

    "No, a living gay dude apparently fucks dead gay dudes or something and then there are zombies or something...i don't know."


    Please continue.
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

  • #2
    hahaha.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ari
      My kosher hobbit eyes spy a hot bearded forest elf.
      ...
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        I sure set myself up for that one.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          From Lisa:

          "Without curds, it's just Disco Fries."
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Timothy Winner of the webz
            Eye shud tawk 2 mi wif & tel hr "yo, wif, ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11" so she dont blo up. Or I haz a sad, an' katz has a sad.

            N I stil dunno how magnetz wurk.
            In context this makes PERFECT SENSE.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #7
              Originally posted by B Metal
              I usually just speed bag the tatties.
              haha
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by B_Metal
                *begins work on another rousing cock murder speech*
                I'm still waiting for this speech.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ari
                  Hey, my hobbit hole is open for all visitors.
                  Too easy.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    I swear, I am not doing this on purpose.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lisa
                      Do their weiners break off in each other's butts?
                      Thread = gold.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #12
                        I've been quoted twice! Yayez!!!

                        Here's one that I liked that just hit the board:

                        Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
                        Is that a banger on his plate?
                        2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                        INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                        • #13
                          This thread should be merged with "when threads go gay"
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                            This thread should be merged with "when threads go gay"
                            Originally posted by Martin View Post
                            Add more Mortensen testicles and you have the perfect Fabfunk bait.
                            I WIN!!!
                            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                            INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge
                              HEY GUYS CAN WE UNGAY THIS THREAD THANKS
                              ...
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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