Pure and Utter Randomness!

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, but your Asian. You're already smooth.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just use the mangroomer8000, no need for waxing. You goddamn twink.

[Ed Hocken]

Rob, you were a twink. Get with the times, man.

[Ari]

Until the 3rd act twist where it turns out YOU ARE THE INFANT.

No, we ALL are the infant.

[nerdious dorkus]

I just use the mangroomer8000, no need for waxing. You goddamn twink.

And you ended up with a comb over. Like Ed said, I'm Asian, so I don't have to worry about that.

[Ed Hocken]

Speaking of Asian, anyone else see that Tiger Woods photo? Someone photoshop Viet's face in.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fuck. I knew it would come up. Yes, I can look like Tiger Woods, if I wore a cap. I've been told I look like him, many a times.

[B_Metal]

Anyone ever slugged a midget who didn't see it coming? OMG is it funny.

[Ed Hocken]

How is it we all look in better shape than Tiger Woods?

[B_Metal]

How is it we all look in better shape than Tiger Woods?

Competitive midget punching?

[Ed Hocken]

Maybe.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck. I knew it would come up. Yes, I can look like Tiger Woods, if I wore a cap. I've been told I look like him, many a times.

You should capitalize on that.

[Martin]

Nerdious is ASIAN?

I though he was Aslan. Fuck.

[Ed Hocken]

Bump

I just remembered that the instructor I have at the gym class thing I go to is Phoenix from the '08 American Gladiators. And yes, she could destroy us.

[B_Metal]

Be straight for a night, You can bag that for us.