See, that's what I love about U.S. food. You'd never get Inimitable Pickle here. Or Unprecedented Gravy. It always sounds so austere by comparison. Where's the razzmatazz on the supermarket shelves?
"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." -Anonymous
Oh, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Don't get me wrong. I'd just like to have a dynamic alternative instead of a row of identikit "serious" beans.
"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." -Anonymous
See, that's what I love about U.S. food. You'd never get Inimitable Pickle here. Or Unprecedented Gravy. It always sounds so austere by comparison. Where's the razzmatazz on the supermarket shelves?
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