Dear Guests

[B_Metal]

Our recipe's alone are worth signing up for. Even if you have to let Ari do dirty things to your pooper.

[Anderson]

I get dat ass first, fish.

[Timothy225]

Join us. If you're looking for it, chances are damn good we have it. Be it movie discussions, what's on the telly, what tunes you downloading, what games you playing online, we got a thread for you to go nuts in.

Want something to eat? We got threads for every meal of the day. Threads about what to drink. Hell, we even have a thread on what cigars to smoke if you're feeling particularly decadent.

Let us entertain you. Podcasts - we has them. From our lovely host Rob, and his stalwart sidekick Ceej, you'll get a heapin' helping of comedy and slice-of-life stuff; to the even lovelier Lesley and Rob's "She's Right I'm Rob", to the so damned gorgeous you're gonna puke Ed Hocken Show and the surprisingly good spin-off podcast from The Amazing Randall - we got the stuff to throw your auditory canal into fits of pleasure.

Need some shit to read? How's about the true life adventures of our own Vin here, almost like reading a Doc Savage novella. Or, read my own weird-ass tales from my days working in an amusement park.

Favor an alternative lifestyle, or just have questions? Check out our "What It's Like To Be Gay" thread. Feel your world expand with knowledge and understanding.

Hey, we got threads on Legos and other toys, animated gifs, computer advice, book recommendations, nude celebrities and oh, so much more. All waiting for you to dive right in and wile your day away. Plus, we're friendly as fuck, too!

BrainDeadRadio - we're cute as the dickens!

[Lisa]

We're not just cute, we're fucking ADORBS!!!

(And to keep you that way, I'll steer you towards only non-animal tested cosmetics! It's what I do. It's a gift.)

[Martin]

By joining in, you may (or may not) be allowed to touch my penis.

[Lisa]

And you'll never know unless you join...

[Martin]

Some restrictions may apply.

[Michael]

By joining in, you may (or may not) be allowed to touch my penis.

Don't get your hopes up, people.

[Martin]

Don't get your hopes up, people.

It's not my fault your mom could barely feel a thing; she uses baseball bats at dildos.

And I did told her she's fantastic for being a former member of the Baseball Furies, so not all was lost.

[B_Metal]

Also if you join, MarTEEN will teach you his Frenglish. Possibly while his penis is in you.

[BillyG]

We're all insular assholes, stay the fuck away.

No don't we need you.

We also have split personalities.

[Martin]

Most absolutely.

[V]

Also if you join, MarTEEN will teach you his Frenglish. Possibly while his penis is in you.

And he will seduce your ears with his dulcet tones while he says things like

"True purrs!"
"So HOARD!"
and my personal favorite...
"Ideers like piss..."

[Martin]

That sunufabitch Bizon better watch his back!

[V]

That sunufabitch Bizon better watch his back!