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[Shit Dickface]

I would fuck like three Snookis. Snookies? Snookii?

[Abraham Smashington]

Yep. If I'm being honest here, I would totes let all of them give me the clap.

[B_Metal]

Jwoww could get it, Snooki? Not so much. That other shrew? HATE FUCK for sure, preferably while Ronnie tears more of her shit up. Vinnie and Pauly D seem cool, Situation needs aids and quick.

[BMichaelKrol]

I'm in agreement with all that's been said. However, Pauly D seems like a cool dude. Just sayin'.

Yeah, and Hitler was a great painter and Newt Gingrich is an engaging professor. What's your point? Sometimes problems need to be solved with force. Force, I say!

[B_Metal]

Did you just Pauly D = Hitler? Wow. The hate is strong with this one.

[V]

Yeah, and Hitler was a great painter and Newt Gingrich is an engaging professor. What's your point? Sometimes problems need to be solved with force. Force, I say!

Your ideas intrique me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

[BMichaelKrol]

Did you just Pauly D = Hitler? Wow. The hate is strong with this one.

No, I was thinking Pauly D was more of Gingrich. JWOW -- now she's an Austrian fascist if there ever was one.

The point I was trying to make was that even the most loathsome people have good qualities about them. See -- I'm a cock-eyed optimist.

[PHEDG]

They're filming in Italy right now. Maybe they all "fall off a building".

[V]

They're filming in Italy right now. Maybe they all "fall off a building".

If by 'fall off a building', you mean I shoot them in the face...

Then yes.

[Timothy225]

Yeah, and Hitler was a great painter and Newt Gingrich is an engaging professor. What's your point? Sometimes problems need to be solved with force. Force, I say!

Your ideas intrique me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

Mr. Krol,

My $5.95 and two box tops are enclosed. I would like to join your fan club. Please send me my membership package and secret decoder ring that glows in the dark with the fury of a thousand suns.

Yours, etc.

Tim

[Anderson]

Let's not give these people attention.

[IggytheBorg]

"This situation must be controlled before its too late! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING TOO RAPIDLY!"

Shoot it, man! Shoot it! Shoot it in the head!

[IggytheBorg]

No, I was thinking Pauly D was more of Gingrich. JWOW -- now she's an Austrian fascist if there ever was one.

The point I was trying to make was that even the most loathsome people have good qualities about them. See -- I'm a cock-eyed optimist.

The Nunz: Good qualities. Discuss.




Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

[B_Metal]

He props up the economy with all the cigar buying and eating out his wife lets him do.

[Captain Russ]

The Nunz: Good qualities. Discuss.




Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

He gifted us the Ted Levine skit.

And brought us all together.