Hey Everybody! Great News!

[BMichaelKrol]

Angelina from the Jersey Shore is pregnant! Awesome! Allow me the first to offer a hearty mazel tov to the new mother!

If you don't know who she is, she was on MTVs the Jersey Shore for a season and a half. If you haven't seen the shore, I won't spoil it for you.
*SPOILER*
They're all a bunch of fucking idiots!
*SPOILER*


Now pardon me while I go look for a gun barrel to nibble on.

[V]

Wow...

Someone stuck a dick in that?

[Lola]

Angelina from the Jersey Shore is pregnant! Awesome! Allow me the first to offer a hearty mazel tov to the new mother!

If you don't know who she is, she was on MTVs the Jersey Shore for a season and a half. If you haven't seen the shore, I won't spoil it for you.
*SPOILER*
They're all a bunch of fucking idiots!
*SPOILER*


Now pardon me while I go look for a gun barrel to nibble on.

Oh,god,they BREED???????

[FilmNerdJamie]

Wow...

Someone stuck a dick in that?

You owe me $100.

[V]

It's amazing, I know.

It's safe to say(and I'm sure Tim will agree)that a good 60-70% of women in the Philly metro area do their goddamnedest to look like that on a regular basis.

People like this are why I have mostly renounced my Italian heritage.

[FilmNerdJamie]

"This situation must be controlled before its too late! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING TOO RAPIDLY!"

[Timothy225]

It's amazing, I know.

It's safe to say(and I'm sure Tim will agree)that a good 60-70% of women in the Philly metro area do their goddamnedest to look like that on a regular basis.

People like this are why I have mostly renounced my Italian heritage.

Can't speak for Philly, but at the Shore? Yep. Shit, most of North Jersey is crawling with 'em. Lodi is Ground Zero for that look.

Kicker is, most of the Italian girls in my neck of the woods lean towards the Girl Next Door look, as their fathers (all patrons of the local Italian-American Club) would raise 100 levels of hell if their daughters dressed like they do on MTV.

The attitude, though... ahhhh, that's where MTV got it right. Italian-American Princesses in NJ will FUCK YOU UP. If they don't, their brothers will. If THEY don't, well, certain family friends will make your ass disappear. Just like Hoffa!

[BMichaelKrol]

It's amazing, I know.

It's safe to say(and I'm sure Tim will agree)that a good 60-70% of women in the Philly metro area do their goddamnedest to look like that on a regular basis.

People like this are why I have mostly renounced my Italian heritage.

She's not un-attractive...she's just dumb. And talentless. And tasteless. That whole crew needs to go down in a ball of flame.

[Timothy225]

It'll happen, dude. Just give it time. Angelina's pregnancy is the first step. Once they do the Snooki and JWoww spin-off, the rest of 'em will be headed for obscurity.

[Captain Russ]

She's not un-attractive...she's just dumb. And talentless. And tasteless. That whole crew needs to go down in a ball of flame.

The network first.

The talentless talent second.

[V]

Can't speak for Philly, but at the Shore? Yep. Shit, most of North Jersey is crawling with 'em. Lodi is Ground Zero for that look.

Kicker is, most of the Italian girls in my neck of the woods lean towards the Girl Next Door look, as their fathers (all patrons of the local Italian-American Club) would raise 100 levels of hell if their daughters dressed like they do on MTV.

The attitude, though... ahhhh, that's where MTV got it right. Italian-American Princesses in NJ will FUCK YOU UP. If they don't, their brothers will. If THEY don't, well, certain family friends will make your ass disappear. Just like Hoffa!

MUFF CABBAGE!

[Abraham Smashington]

"This situation must be controlled before its too late! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING TOO RAPIDLY!"

/thread

[Lola]

MUFF CABBAGE!

I watched that one last night,V

[B_Metal]

I'm in agreement with all that's been said. However, Pauly D seems like a cool dude. Just sayin'.

[Nathan]

I'm in agreement with all that's been said. However, Pauly D seems like a cool dude. Just sayin'.

Heard an interview with him and I would have to agree. I think they're all in on the joke and are getting paid. Well, some are in on it.