Ren Faire Horrors

[BMichaelKrol]

These got too big for this forum, so I'm posting them on my blog. Hope you enjoy the newest one. It's not as funny, but it's pretty gross. So there's that...

http://bmichaelkrol.wordpress.com/20...ts-the-finger/

[V]

These got too big for this forum, so I'm posting them on my blog. Hope you enjoy the newest one. It's not as funny, but it's pretty gross. So there's that...

http://bmichaelkrol.wordpress.com/20...ts-the-finger/

Nice one... I read it already when you posted it on FB. All you need do is split your stories into parts. It builds dramatic tension and irritates the shit out of people!

[BMichaelKrol]

Cool beans. Thanks for your support, Vin.

[Matt]

love this stuff.

[V]

I feel like I have to have a flagon of mead when I read them...

[Matt]

Ren Faires = Honey mead, turkey legs, scotch eggs, and Maalox.

[BMichaelKrol]

I'd love a flagon of mead. Brought to me by a bar "wench" who looks like Kat Dennings.

[Nathan]

Needs more serving wenches!

Damn! Too slow.

[Matt]

LOVE honey mead. We've got a local vintner who makes regular honey mead, Egyptian honey mead, and various wines (apple wine, mint wine, etc...). Both of the meads are absolutely fantastic; some years are better than others, but no matter...when I'm there, I usually end up downing 4-5 glasses of the stuff and getting lit. SO CHOICE.

[V]

Honey! It's made from HONEY!

[BMichaelKrol]

LOVE honey mead. We've got a local vintner who makes regular honey mead, Egyptian honey mead, and various wines (apple wine, mint wine, etc...). Both of the meads are absolutely fantastic; some years are better than others, but no matter...when I'm there, I usually end up downing 4-5 glasses of the stuff and getting lit. SO CHOICE.

I haven't had any mead in years. I'm hoping to start brewing my own soon.

But yeah, it's some amazing stuff.

[Matt]

It's only amazing when done RIGHT. I've had sub-par mead before and it's vile. Seriously, though...this guy at our Fest? He produces the best mead that I've ever had.

[BMichaelKrol]

It's only amazing when done RIGHT. I've had sub-par mead before and it's vile. Seriously, though...this guy at our Fest? He produces the best mead that I've ever had.

I bet. I've heard nothing but good things about the MN faire.

[Timothy225]

Hell of a story, Mr. Krol! Keep 'em coming, son!

[BMichaelKrol]

Hey All...

In a blatant, whore-like attempt to get some traffic to my blog, I submitted one of my stories to BoingBoing.net. If ya'll could do me a solid, go over there to the submitterator (http://boingboing.net/submit/), and "upvote" my southern comfort and cheetos tale.

It should be there under "latest." I'd appreciate it, and if we're ever physically together I'll either a) buy you a beer or b) get the hell away from you. Maybe even both.