Braindead Radio Forum: the Movie

[B_Metal]

Yeah, those two are a given. Also Vin must be played by either JCVD doing a turrible amurrican accent or a conglomerate of Stallone's shoulder, Mickey Rourke's fingernails, Dolph Lundgren's slurred speech, Jet Li's jumping ability, Jason Statham's Baldness, and Terry Crewes Shotgun and Randy Couture's real life beat your ass skills. All of that mashed up into a Vin like consistency.

[Trejo]

[Abraham Smashington]

yesSSSS

[Ed Hocken]

But what of Master Shake or Michael?

[Abraham Smashington]

Ken Jeong = Viet

[FilmNerdJamie]

Assuming there's a shot in this movie where everyone is walking away from an explosion in epic slow-mo.

[Ed Hocken]

There is, along with a "HUGHES-HOCKEN, MY OFFICE!" scene

And let's not forget Scooter......until he has a better idea, Scooter will be played by Mark Wahlberg.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Which one of you yells, "SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY-BOYS!" and thereby throwing pop-rocks and Pepsi in the crowd?

[Abraham Smashington]

Mike Patton = Nate

[Matt]

Keanu Reeves as Matt.

I know Kung Fu.

[Captain Russ]

I drive a candyvan in this film and moonlight as a jobber in boxing matches.

[Nathan]

Mike Patton = Nate

HA!

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, we're gonna need to cast Chris Miller.

[V]

Andy Richter as Chris Miller...

[Matt]

David Gilmour as Chris Miller.