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Ke$sha or Chelsea Handler. Discuss.
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9Ke$ha11.11%1Chelsea Handler88.89%8Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
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Chelsea wins, but I blame Ke$ha for it.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper. -
I've heard of Ke$ha, but not this Chelsea person.Comment
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I... I don't really know either of them. I've heard of Handler's interview show, but never watched an episode.Comment
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Billy, Timothy; I envy you both.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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What have either of them done to invoke such wrath, BTW? If they're just talentless, hey, plenty of talentless celebs out there - folks who are famous for being famous (I blame Paris Hilton for getting that trend going).Comment
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Kesha is more of a joke. She's just a stupid, vapid, pop singer with a horrible voice and ass face.
Handler, on the other hand, is making millions a year, getting more and more TV exposure, and has best selling books. All because she gave a blow job to the head of E!.
This is no joke; she sucked off the head of the network, and he gave her a show. She is a black hole of humor. And she comes off like she's a fucking gift to our world. She is everything that is wrong with Hollywood, all wrapped up in one gigantic bottle of cunt.
In fact, only Ann Coulter could be considered her rival.
Still, I do blame Ke$ha for all this.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Chelsea Handler's "show" is fucking horrible. Lesley find her funny.
I am a sad."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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As soon as her drunken coked up face appears on my television, the channel is changed.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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She's just not funny. She tries WAY TOO HARD to be shocking. It fails. Plus her rountable of D-list comedians is horrible. I want Jake to show up, fuck her into submission and take over her show. It would be epic."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Jake, you mission, which you must accept, is to fuck Chelsea Handler into silly putty and host Jake Lately.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Chelsea Handler has a huge gay following for some reason. She's like a young Joy Behar and watching either of them will make me pull an Elvis on my tv."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Chelsea Handler sounds like the kind of stallion some would be inclined to back in The Grand National™. Other than that, I couldn't really comment on her.
Ke$ha, on the other hand, gives me that Heather Graham "she'd be fun to have a few beers with" kinda vibe.
Advantage: Ke$ha."The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - AnonymousComment
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I got to warn ya Bobby, Ke$ha looks like the kind of person who could outdrink an Irishman."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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