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Bleach?!?! BLEACH?!?!?
What in the fuck?
Go abstinence programs! They sure are working!
Bleach?!?! BLEACH?!?!?
What in the fuck?
Go abstinence programs! They sure are working!
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
Seriously. BLEACH. BLEACH. WHAT THE SHIT?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
SIGH. Fucking people. Oprah had a segment about abstinence and talking to your children about sex ed last week. For fuck's sake, is it really hard to say, "I think you're too young to fuck, but if you do, use a condom." SERIOUSLY. The US is already full of morons. We don't need more morons through procreation. FUCK.Comment
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Shit, I learned about sex thanks to a tornado. Seriously. Good times."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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LOL
WOW! Really? Bleach..... Really?"Uh, whose car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
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My brother-in-law once drank bleach in an attempt to clear the weed out of his system for a pee test. I have no idea if it worked.Comment
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Probably not. That's just stupid."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I was just in Florida, my grandfather lives in the sticks. I go down the old dirt road to the corner mart to get some smokes and while inside this guy runs in holding himself and goes directly to the beer where he picked up a six pack and placed it on the counter. He then started to do a pee pee dance and asked the clerk for the bathroom key's and the clerk told him to dance a little longer and laughed as he gave him the key.
As the guy runs off to the bathroom he pisses himself, some toothless lady starts laughing saying he pissed himself. Funniest part was he needed to get his beer before going to the restroom!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Hold on...did everyone miss that this pretentious fuck watches Oprah?Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View PostInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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I did actually. Haha. Nerdious has a vagina.Originally posted by BiG B View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Only women bleed.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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