De nada, el jefe! Might buy some more stuff before the month is out. I asked for Amazon Gift Cards for my birfday next week, so unless my family screws up and gets me this...
...enjoy the basket of fries my sheckles will earn you! If not, anyone need a full grown Amazon warrior? Jen won't let me keep one in the house, and I fear her stinkeye.
Fine. If I get a six foot tall Amazon warrior full of bloodlust, the consumate battle skill of a squad of soldiers, muscles and sinews forged of iron in the fires of war, smoldering passion, unassailable honor, and a libido that requires, nay DEMANDS, a mate who would match her physical prowess and can rut like a thoroughbred in heat at her command, I shall send her to you, Josh.
I shall have our own Iggy T. Borg, Esq. Lawyer, Cigar Lover, and Man About Town, draw up the proper contracts (necessary if you ever feel like visiting the Island of Guam). And God have mercy on your soul if your crotch ain't up to her demands.
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